Title: Chocolatier
Author: Crazy_ladi
Rating: Uhm...PG-13?
Characters: Leon/D, T-chan
Word Count: 1255
Notes: Random Idea. :D
Summary: Leon has been given the task to find a chocolate creation that D has never had. Oh dear? or Oh goodie?

Leon cursed under his breath again. He was standing over the stove in his small apartment kitchen and stirring something. Another curse. “Stupid stuff…freakin sweet shit.” He brought a hand to rub irritable at his face leaving a long chocolate smear from the corner of his eye to his chin. He went on stirring not noticing. Mumbling some more curses he consulted the cook book to his right. “…stir milk chocolate…butter…raspberry puree…’til smooth. Right done that. Uhhhmmm….” He flipped the stovetop off. “…Fold in whipped cream…right then. Where’d I put th’ stupid cream…” Leon looked around until his eyes lighten on the homemade whipped cream. “There it is. Mmkay then…” Leon proceeded to fold in the whipped creaming humming slightly off-key under his breathe as he did so. “Done with that….next part.” Leon consulted his cookbook again. It had been a gag gift from Jill about two years ago. She still didn’t know that he could actually cook. Leon smirked a bit thinking about that fact. He had managed to keep it well hidden over the years so no one ever asked him to makes something and bring it in for the office parties. Leon was glad of that. “…level pan…fill with mousse…chill two hours. Huh…kay then.” Leon proceeded to finish of the “Tri-Chocolate Mousse With Raspberry Sauce and Chocolate Filigree” he had been making. He looked very satisfied as he looked at it. He held up and hand and started to check things off on his fingers. “Raspberry sauce, already made and ready to go. Check. Chocolate filigree, made. Check. Mousse done. Check. Now just wait two hours and ‘m good to go.” Leon couldn’t help the almost evil grin that split his face. Oh he couldn’t WAIT to see that smug bastards D’s face when he gave the dessert to him. Leon face changed from smug to irritated. “Stupid bastard wanting something he hadn’t had before. “ He sighed and flopped down on his couch turning on his T.V. Not that anything good was on but it would help pass the time.

Leon woke with a start. He blearily looked around and his eyes came to rest on his clock ticking happily away. “Oh Shit!” It had been three hours. If he didn’t go now he’d have to wait until tomorrow. Leon cursed as he hastily threw on his coat and slipped on his old tennis. He was very careful in removing the desert hastily adding the raspberry sauce and the chocolate filigree. Then he was out the door, desert in pre-prepared box and driving to the pet shop, breaking nearly all the speed limits along the way, cops be damned.

Count D was tidying up after the last customer of the day had left happy with their new pet. He glanced at the clock and a small frown flitted across his face before he regained his usual charming smile. The Detective hadn’t stopped by today D though with a faintly familiar feeling. It was the feeling he got when one of his many clients misused his pets. It was…disappointment? D shook his head slightly as if to dislodge the thought. He did not feel disappointed that Leon had not stopped by today. Suddenly D froze. Leon? Since when did I think of the Detective as LEON?! D shook his head violently. T-chan raised an eyebrow. “D?” D looked at T-chan and smiled. “It’s nothing…” T-chan look as if he didn’t believe him but said nothing about it. Then there was the sound of footsteps on the stairs. T-chan and D both looked at the door, one wonder who it could be this late and the other knowing exactly who it was and wondering if they should go for the leg or the ass this time. The door was opened rather un-violently which caused T-chan to raise eyebrows in astonishment. D blinked as the familiar back of Leo-THE DETECTIVE, made itself known.

Leon turned around holding a plain non-descript box in his hands. He blinked as if surprised. Whether he was surprised to see D standing the or That T-chan hadn’t tried to take a chunk out of him yet was undeterminable for he grinned broadly at the two of them. “ H’llo there. Good afternoon, or is it evening…? Ah whatever.” He walks to the table that is always there and set the box down on it, very carefully. He hopes his creation is still whole after that wild ride. He turns to D who is holding a tray with empty teacups for once. “You said, yesterday, that if I did not bring you something you had never had from me before that you would not help me, nor ‘cater to my whim of blaming every weird case on myself’ as you said. Well I can say with pretty good insurance that what I brought is like nothing you have ever tasted.” Leon was grinning his patented smug-bastard grin. D cocked an eyebrow. Was that Chocolate on the Detectives face? D simply smiled and set down the tray as he went over to the box. He opened it slowly.

Leon felt himself starting to tense and thin tendrils of worry worked their way into his mind. He glared those down into submission and watched as D opened the box, noticing the man sudden stillness as he looked into the box.
D stilled as he looked into the box. Carefully he reached in a drew out a beautifully crafted three tiered, three CHOCOLATE mousse with, D carefully sniffed, yes Raspberry sauce and chocolate filigree. His eyes started to sparkle and he could feel his mouth watering. He had NEVER seen nor smelt such a delicious looking thing. His expression turned downright predatory as he looked at the dessert.

Leon could barely hold back the whoop of triumph as he watched D’s expression change to the predatory one.

Meanwhile T-chan was looking quizzically at Leon. The guy smelt of FREAKIN’ Sugar and sweet stuff. He never smelt like that before. A similar smell reached T-chan sensitive nose and he looked towards D seeing the marvelous dessert there. His eyes widen and he looked back at the detective noticing the chocolate streak down one chin. “Oh no way!” T-chan nearly yelped in surprise.

D was distracted from the dessert by T-chan yelp. He found T-chan to be looking at Leon with some kind of…new respect? What had happened. Leon was also looking at the goat-thing. “…What up T-chan?” The goat-thi-…T-chan, looked respectful? What the hell? Leon frowned and looked at D who was looking at Leon, a speculative expression on his face. Leon frown deepen. “What wrong D?”

D smiled then a slow predatory smile. Leon felt his blood run chilly as D got up with supernatural grace and walked towards him. Leon resisted the urge to back away but only barely. D stood a foot away from Leon and kept on smiling. Then carefully he raised one finger and ran it up Leon’s face. Leon felt his heart stutter in surprise. Then the count carefully stepped back and licked his finger, the smile still in place. “Mmm. Thanks for the dessert Detective. You must have worked hard on it.” D then sat down and began to devour his special treat.
Leon opened his mouth to say something but failed. He then gingerly touched where the Count had run a finger and felt…something there. He wiped at it and looked at his fingers. The evidence of his chocolate making were there, plain to see.

“Goddammit!”

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